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What Not To Wear

Fashion | 9th April 2015

No. 1 Socks and sandals

Has anyone ever looked at you discreetly and sighed while you were on your summer holidays? You should look down because if you’re one of those who think socks and sandals go together - you are wrong! Usually associated with an elderly German tourist, socks and sandals may be comfortable but are a crime against fashion and aesthetics. Either go sandals on bare feet (make sure your nails don’t look like Yeti’s) or socks and sneakers. The best kinds of sandals should be made of leather. Sports sandals might be comfortable but they will last a lot shorter. Only the parts of the shoe that touch your foot are important, soles can be synthetic.

 

No. 2 Low-cut T-Shirts

Is it your dream to look like a pimp? No? Then forget low-cut t-shirts and deep v-necks especially if your chest is quite hairy. Showing off your muscles is great, but a tanktop should suffice and if you really like v-necks, go with the regular ones that go only a little lower than a regular t-shirt.

 

No. 3 Unbuttoned Shirts

When you imagine a super star on his summer holidays, you see aviator sunglasses, sandals, shorts and an unbuttoned shirt, right? Well, it may look good on some people but not everyone. If you try to wear it like that, it’s probably better if the shirt has a plain colour rather than covered in patterns and make sure you don’t have anything underneath!

 

No. 4 Tighty-Whiteys

You’re not a 10 year old boy anymore, forget the tighty-whiteys. Short black boxers are a safe bet and if you feel adventurous, you could try more colourful brand underwear (the logo makes all the difference) and the hotter your body the crazier you can go! If your body needs a workout - avoid speedos! Also, be careful when you consider thongs. You need to be in a really good shape to pull it off and it is only ok on a gay/nudist beach and in the bedroom!

 

 

No. 5 Too Much Hair Product

Unless you’re going for a crazy mohawk, do not use too much hair gel. We get that sometimes there is just something not right with your hair and you need to put it in place, but don’t make your hair look as if you dipped your head in a barrel of fat. It needs to look natural to be sexy!

 

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